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I don't know why you're here, but you should either be scared or entertained. Have oodles and gobs of fun, just wipe off your screen afterwards. I post what I like which may involve sex and drugs. Please feel free to talk to me.

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one


Pastel Icebergs by Zaria Forman

Zaria Forman perfectly masters drawing with pastels. Recently, the artist reveals works representing icebergs. An impressive record, discovered in a series of beautiful images.

waterfall-tropics:

tropic-ae:

☼Tropical☼

ṡṭѧʏ ṭяȏƿıċѧʟ

waterfall-tropics:

tropic-ae:

Tropical☼

ṡṭѧʏ ṭяȏƿıċѧʟ


iamayoungfeminist:

unoriginaldariaknockoff:

men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals

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Beauty of the Universe


hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes


sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW


asshaiishadowbinder:

Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.


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