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I don't know why you're here, but you should either be scared or entertained. Have oodles and gobs of fun, just wipe off your screen afterwards. I post what I like which may involve sex and drugs. Please feel free to talk to me.

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist


le-claire-de-lune:

ladysaviours:

you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.

They never did figure out why he stopped killing.  And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying. 


rhyse:

THIS IS IN TIMES SQUARE IM CRYING

rhyse:

THIS IS IN TIMES SQUARE IM CRYING


iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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brittapperry:

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

unless you’re at a funeral


rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

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i stand corrected


thomasthetalkingengine:

A thrilling saga from my school


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